…there was an overconfident knitter.
She decided to knit a shawl for one of her closest friends. This overconfident knitter thought that she would get this beauty off the needles within two weeks as that was how long it took her to knit the first one using the same pattern.
The overconfident knitter said to herself’ “Lifelines? I don’t need no stinkin’ lifelines!”
So she knit on the shawl with complete abandon not even giving a lifeline another thought.
Alas, the overconfident knitter had to rip out or rather unknit not only two rows of lace knitting three times each but three rows of lace knitting three times each.
Did the overconfident knitter learn her lesson? Oh yeah, but it took her nine times to finally figure it out!
Moral of the story: Use the freaking lifelines!!!!