A few years ago Mr. Aitch gave me a certificate for a massage.

I kept forgetting to call for an appointment.  I have had a knot in my neck for about 10 days. I’m going on a holiday with my best friend tomorrow and I don’t want to deal with this pain in my neck.

So I called and made an appointment for a massage.

This afternoon.

At 2:00.

Because that’s the only time they had open.

I’ll be leaving work early.

Because I deserve it.

Goodbye pain in the neck.