A few years ago Mr. Aitch gave me a certificate for a massage.
I kept forgetting to call for an appointment. I have had a knot in my neck for about 10 days. I’m going on a holiday with my best friend tomorrow and I don’t want to deal with this pain in my neck.
So I called and made an appointment for a massage.
Because that’s the only time they had open.
I’ll be leaving work early.
Because I deserve it.
Goodbye pain in the neck.