There is a sign posted on my office door today:

Warning:

Helmet Hair

I rode my motorcycle to work today and have a bad case of helmet hair.

I’d take a picture for you but I left my phone at home.  Rats.

A co-worker was already at the office when I came in wearing my jacket, chaps and boots while carrying my helmet and shoes.  He asked, “Bring the bike today?”

I replied, “Yes” but inside my head I wanted to say, “No, I just wanted to look like I did.”

Here’s your sign.